DAMMIT! I simply cannot summon the sheer retardedness, idiocy or profanity to write an idiot-post when i’m at UNI! This is a place filled with such DENSE quantities of cleverness that using all the power within me, starting my post with the word “DAMMIT!” is probably about as funny as this post is going to get.

I need to get away to some kind of low-pressure-system of seriousness and cleverness. Like a pub, or that corner of most lan parties that gets dedicated to people playing halo. Normally in this situation i would resort to the intelligence vacuum that is HoN. It is truly a vortex of dumbfuckery, and a place in which that term itself would stand out as strange to nobody.

I suck at this.

Shady out.

So here i am sitting at uni. 20 minutes till my next practical, and i’ve already checked all my email accounts and favorite comic sites about 3 times each. So now in the interests of making the both of us – yes, me and you – less bored, i’m making a blog post.

Rumor has it that matthew is making a winforall TWITTER ACCOUNT! This very notion naturally fills me with disgust, but at the same time this thing bears my name, and for that reason alone i must see to its success. I’ve never used twitter before so i’m not sure what sort of facilities it provides, but i’m hoping there will be some means that i can use it and imbue it with my awesomeness without actually touching it, such as through a frame on my own website.

Also its been brought to my attention by ME, not by others, that I’ve been reading far too much of the penny arcade blog lately, and have spent far more energy being insightful and eloquent than being eccentric and funny. But i can’t change tones mid-post, so instead of some lame attempt of including scroti (scrotums? scrotage?) in this post, i will simply follow it immediately thereafter by another post containing the immature idiocy i once spouted. You deserve more from me.

I have something AGAINST mentioning inactivity in your blog. Its a form of meta-discussion, or meta-monologue rather, that offers no actual new content for the reader to consume. However theres been an inexcusible lack of doing shit on my site for quite some time, and i place the blame all squarely on matthew, for not fixing the comics, and being a non-gamer.

Now, suddenly, he’s rediscovered all the games we once shared many a laugh and a frag over, and he’s decided to rent out a very-expensive-a-month tier-3 datacenter to host the site, and various game servers on. Because before the site was quite dysfunctional and inactive i figured i’d let bygones be bygones and do absolutely nothing, and relax for a little while. Take a hiatus, if you will, even if i didn’t declare it. Its not like my site gets read by anybody other than coleman anyway, and coleman isn’t the type to bitch about that sort of thing. Its not his style. Potentially because he is not, in fact, a bitch.

Haha. Yes of course i’m kidding.

But now i’m back and i’m in crunch mode, having just completed another assignment in record speed: from 9:30 to 4:30 in a SINGLE DAY, seven hours total including all breaks, I coded the entire thing and created comprehensive unit tests for every method.
Pity it was TWO DAYS AFTER IT WAS DUE.

The upshot of this crunch mode means a few things. Firstly i’m making comics, clans, and contraptions. Secondly matthew is buying a new DOMAIN NAME for us, which is very exciting, another sign he suddenly cares about the site again however long that may last. I for one am grateful, and will soon settle back into my midnight-at-friday comic update schedule. We will see the epic non-conclusion to the orange-haired mans magical journey, with a fitting, non-literal “to be continued?” attached, much like this very websites existence.

If you caught that, you are indeed my target audience. Mwah.

Shady out.